integration for halls mentholyptus on your show tonight," i say, "am i contractually obligated to?" they say, "yes." i say, "then i love it." [laughter] of course, i have to protect my reputation as a newsman. i can't be selling my name to the highest bidder. so instead i'm selling my intern's name. halls, get out here! [cheers and applause] so, how does it feel to be america's number-one cough drop, halls? >> my name is jay. >> stephen: not anymore. [laughter] okay, i've already filed paperwork to legally change it. >> so my legal name is halls mentholyptus? >> stephen: well, technically, it's halls mentholyptus with triple soothing action presents jay the intern. [laughter] >> does this mean i get paid now?